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Grimsby

Out of all the little towns in the province, even the country, Grimsby is where you wanna be if you're looking to start a family by age 14. With teen pregnancies being a norm, you might wanna get a stroller for your son, cuz he's about to have 3 kids. Raising your kids in this town is a guaranteed grand coming out of your bank account to buy Nicorette Quick Mist (the raspberry kind) for there up coming nicotine addiction. Not as incesty as Smithville or Dunnville, but we are sure there are some families going through the experimentation phase due to the many ugly offsprings we have seen in the past 5 years. Grimsby is the only place in the country where you can have innocent retirees enjoying a relaxing game of lawn bowling while just 20 metres away you can see two 12 year olds fucking each others brains out in the ditch while hauling on there breezes. What you should gather from this town is why rehab exists.

5 year old: "Can I get a quick haul mister?"
Man: " Um no... where are you from?!"
5 Year old: "Oh Grimsby sir"
Man: " Oh shit, go ahead lil buddy"

by xX-VaPe GaWd-Xx November 27, 2018