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greaseman 

A greaseman is a guy that can get you in. Also a guy that can make things happen smoothly.
In the movie "Ocean's Eleven", Yen was a 95 pound "little chinese guy", who worked as an acrobat in a Las Vegas show. He was so flexible that he could fold in half and fit in a very small tube in a portable safe. At the time of the robbery this is how he got into the vault of the casino. He got in, and therefore they called him the greaseman.
greaseman by Rick Ellis October 19, 2007

greasemastrr 

a man who loves grease and likes to stick his head in mcdonalds grease pots. sometimes associated with mastrr max, although they are not the same
Person 1: Richard Dickinson is a greasemastrr bro, he keeps smoking crack in the back alley of McDonalds and then he goes in just to stick his head in those pots.

Person 2: That's strange, keep an eye on him.
greasemastrr by Richard Dickinson December 3, 2020

Nino Greasemanelli 

Syndicated shock-jock. Enormously irreverent and funny. Frequent use of double entendres, most of which are his own.

See: www.greaseman.org
Estelle ya pig ya, love Nino Greasmanelli
Nino Greasemanelli by chiggley December 2, 2004

Greaseman85 

Greaseman85 is THE GAYEST GUY ON EARTH. He's a dumbass faggot ass little bitch. That idiot want's to be a pimp so bad because he can't get no ass, what a loser prick.
In 2005 everyone showed him proof that XBOX 360 was going to be called XBOX 360 but that MORON did not believe anybody and was owned in the ass like his whore ass mother was by 4 guys 16 months before she CRAPPED HIM OUT OF HER WIDE LOOSY VAGINA.
He's also uglier than dog shit but he's so STUPID that he thinks he's better looking than Eva Longoria! lol Dumbass cocklover
Alot of people call that idiot Greasefag85 because he loves to suck balls so much.
Who's Gets fucked in the ass more than Elton John?
That CumLover Greaseman85!

Greasemaxing

The act of having an extremely greasy or sweaty bumhole, especially when you shouldn't.
Yo, you just woke up, why are you greasemaxing already?
Greasemaxing by Mooseknuck February 23, 2026
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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