A badass mobster hitman based in dark horse comics who just runs around kicking the shit outta people with his side kick frankie
by Nachin January 15, 2012
Cheap cask wine, often consumed by teens at parties with the soul purpose of getting very drunk, very fast. The Goon is removed from the cask and transported in the internal "Goon Sack".
by pelaco December 14, 2009
A plural form for the members of SomethingAwful. These elite group of people have highly talented Photoshop skills(some anyway).
by ReapersTouch January 12, 2005
Wow, you guys have no clue. "Goon" is gang terminology for a low level gang member (fyi, gangs have a hierarchy). These low level gang members are usually the street drug runners who work for a boss that is much less visible than them. For this reason certain things are implied in a goon's responsibilities : the goon's are more visible so they "take the fall" for their bosses if some transactions were discovered by police - the goon would take the arrest and never snitch on his boss. The boss (usually much older ) would usually bail the goon out of prison if he should be caught on a job. The boss keeps himself as far away from the "prosecutable action" as possible (see young joc's ref to this when he says "keep my hands clean cause I never touch dope" ). For this purpose of taking the fall, goons are usually preferred to be younger and are often under 18 (to avoid having to be charged/serve time as an adult if caught). Another purpose other than deals is carrying out hits - the goon will never admit who he works for - this helps so that if he is suspected for a murder, it's hard to prove because there is no motive. In a gang organization (fyi gangs are organizations for organized crime just like the mophia, they just don't get that same dark honor for... some reason). This is what is being referred to in Plies's song when he says "born a real nigga, but I'mma die a goon".
And by lil wayne in "A mille" when he says, "I go by them goon rules: if you can't beat'm then you drop'm". FYI Plies, lil wayne, bird man, and gucci man are all Bloods (see lil wayne's verse in shory lo's "they know" remix when he says, "Su-Wu gang, and if you aint wit it then you in the food chain.." (su-wu is a term for blood gang members).
And by lil wayne in "A mille" when he says, "I go by them goon rules: if you can't beat'm then you drop'm". FYI Plies, lil wayne, bird man, and gucci man are all Bloods (see lil wayne's verse in shory lo's "they know" remix when he says, "Su-Wu gang, and if you aint wit it then you in the food chain.." (su-wu is a term for blood gang members).
by rayneman April 10, 2008
noun- a person who just does not give a damn
verb- to behave in a way that displays the fact that one is a goon
verb- to behave in a way that displays the fact that one is a goon
1. After Rodney's main bitch quit him, he quit giving a damn, and, in doing so, became a goon.
2. Jermaine stood up at work and walked out the damn door. He was straight goonin'.
2. Jermaine stood up at work and walked out the damn door. He was straight goonin'.
by MofistolRobinson March 30, 2012
by Ashanda February 1, 2007