goon's age 

A long ass time.

I haven't seen her in a goon's age.

goon's age by audacious mermaid January 31, 2018

Derek's Goon Technique 

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.

Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)

Derek's Goon Technique by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025

what's a goon to a goblin 

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage.

and we be steady mobbin. OK youre a goon, what's a goon to a goblin

what's a goon to a goblin by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010

goon shit 

The act of doing things against the law that are funny

Did you see all the goon shit Scott is doing?

goon shit by Joker Stroker September 24, 2016

Goon scoop 

The sexual act In where a goon nigga uses a bucket of ice cream and spoon, to scoop ice cream into a girls ass.

Yo, have you goon scooped your girl??
Yeah it was extra chocolate last night.

Goon scoop by Voizdev August 26, 2021

goon squat 

A motion used by a wide variety of people that involves dropping their behind to the ground (as in dropping it like it's hot), erecting their middle fingers and looking over their shoulder. To be used in any situation that requires a healthy dose of swag or in a moment that haters need to be confronted by your crew.

Person 1: Look at those haters over there.

Rest of group: *Goon Squat*

Person 1: I'm feeling quite hood right now. *Goon Squat*

goon squat by bisonlova September 17, 2011

goon sack 

The name given to wine, generally white, when removed from the cask. The sack is made of a strong foil, so it can be passed around without getting damaged.
It is a popular alcohol choice for Australian teenagers, as it costs no more than $15 for 4 litres, which is a very affordable way to get fucked up.
When one is intoxicated, they often drink the juice straight from the sack, although it is also commonly mixed with other liquids such as orange juice or soft drink, to make the taste more tolerable.

girl "Hey, pass the goon sack."
boy "Ok, do you want a cup, too?"
girl "Are you serious? I have it straight from the sack."

goon sack by bearcakes91 April 25, 2009