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GNOMPH...that horrible lumpy bloody bit of the chicken breast that the wing once attached too and you dont wanna eat..

..i had almost finished preparing the succulent chicken breast ready for the wok..the only thing left to do was to remove the GNOMPH..

gnomph by StaticMerv October 13, 2013

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GnomPlayz Day

GnomPlayz Day Is the day where We Praise GnomPlayz, because he created ToOSUS and it got a 32.5/30. Jakified is not fat tho

GnomPlayz day is coming soon!

GnomPlayz Day by Mario_123456 December 19, 2020

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Gnorph

(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.

The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!

Gnorph by John Epic November 5, 2016

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gnomophobia

An irrational fear of Garden Gnomes

Person 1: Hey look, it's a garden gnome!
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...

gnomophobia by Richard The Gnome.... Shhhh!!! February 6, 2010

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Gromph

To eat. In particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.

I'd planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end I gromphed the entire packet.

Gromph by JohnTheLutheran September 21, 2009

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gnomophelia

The sexual attraction to common garden gnomes

Hey frank I think that weird kid and his dad down the street have gnomophelia its pretty creepy.

gnomophelia by King of gnomes January 9, 2011

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gromphlamitator

Louie Cotter A.K.A the biggest drone of them all

Louie you're a gromphlamitator

gromphlamitator by drkvnm October 11, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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