gnarled 

to get pumped, destoryed, f***ed up; usually by an accident or self infliction excess drinking or smoking

Jon drinks all night and the next day jim says

Jim; F**k Jon you were gnarled last night!
Jon; F**ken A i was so drunk....

gnarled by dizzle fizzle January 23, 2008

gnarled penis 

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.

(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"

gnarled penis by jayfinator December 15, 2011

More gnarled than Barkley

Referring to something/someone as more gnarled than Barkley, suggests that-that something and/or someone is very gnarley looking, ugly, or disfigured.

Yo man, that chick is "more gnarled than Barkley".

More gnarled than Barkley by BooBooBeeBeeBeepBeep October 1, 2009

Gnarlette 

This is the female ('human') version of 'gnarly'. A pathetic girl whom is physically dirty/greasy. She can be a TRY HARD whom pretends a lot. Also tends to be ignorant to the fact they are in all ways - repulsive. Other describing words would include fake, poser, annoying, lazy and filthy.

She wears the same clothes in every picture, she is definitely a Gnarlette. YUCK!

Gnarlette by realeh January 25, 2015

gnared

1-to cut a piece off of something
2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.

Damn i just shaved and i gnared off a piece of my chin.

Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.

gnared by cgp24 September 21, 2009

gnailed 

to screw up because you misscalculated and then go with it, because your friends say it wont be that bad.

damned i gnailed on ezio, but at least he will only ever be usefull in pvp

gnailed by Omni325 November 10, 2021

Gnarletron 

Badass shit

Ahh thats Gnarletron

Gnarletron by Neutrino May 1, 2003