To get ObamaCare passed, the President said “No matter how we reform health care, we will keep this promise to the American people: If you like your health-care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health-care plan, period. No one will take it away, no matter what.” But there is a glitch in the Affordable Healthcare Act that in many cases requires insurance companies to replace the so-called substandard health care plans that we like with plans that meet certain minimum requirements but are more expensive and have higher out-of-pocket expenses.
by SPitBalls November 11, 2013
Something a Clan uses to exploit durring a match to win! Usually deemed unlawfull durring clan matches
by MrMan April 11, 2005
A common word thrown around for the use of a video game’s error, even though the correct term would be “Bug”, as a “Glitch” is an error that cannot be replicated.
by BillyMcSaggyTits January 3, 2018
A girl who will lose her mind and think of eating your balls at a flint of a second. She thinks your a celebrity. She looks like she has schizophrenia but she's just a little nervous.
Your walking in the mall and you see a girl glitch.
Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Sonya? She was eyeballing you."
Guy 2- "No. She was looking at you. She's a glitch."
Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Sonya? She was eyeballing you."
Guy 2- "No. She was looking at you. She's a glitch."
by umbreonxxx December 15, 2019
to be under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana at the same time or as some would say stoned and drunk.
-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being 'glitched'
-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the SAME TIME.
-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your ass and baked out of your fucking mind.
-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being 'glitched'
-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the SAME TIME.
-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your ass and baked out of your fucking mind.
dude 1: you tryin to drive me to the 7/11 for some munchies?
dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.
(we dont support drunk driving EVER!!!)
dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.
(we dont support drunk driving EVER!!!)
by camfletch November 4, 2010
Something in a certain popular other-reality based movie to loosely patch over glaring holes in the plot.
by Pauly T November 13, 2003
The word glitch is a mix of two words- ugly and bitch. So if you call someone a glitch you are calling them an ugly bitch.
by Somechildontheinternet January 9, 2017