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A Latin male with light skin. His body is 100% A1. A new race in society. He's born in cloud nine. He's every girl's primal and secret desire. The girls ultimately grow into moderate shock. So many girls love him that he becomes numb. Gangs lean on him his whole lifetime. He creates the ozone for fuck-boys (dick-suckers). If a girl doesn't like him it's because she's a lesbian. He's exceptionally versatile. Move your old and rusty dick as far back off of a G's grill. If your not Hispanic and you call yourself blanco your instantly transformed into his bitch. He only speaks to females with eye contact.
by umbreonxxx August 17, 2019
Get the Blancomug. When the same people who grant you a stimulus put a dildo so fucking hard up their asshole pussy man that they scream YAAAÔRALE :/ so we get greens yes great lord amen thank you for forgiving us of our sins and Ms. $$$$ X thank god that she wears spikes the roughest raging rabbit Jesus our father we're blessed and she deserves your love oh son of god at last she may live on the edge with her orange hair and her head in the sky.
by umbreonxxx January 15, 2021
Get the Corocakemug. A girl who will lose her mind and think of eating your balls at a flint of a second. She thinks your a celebrity. She looks like she has schizophrenia but she's just a little nervous.
Your walking in the mall and you see a girl glitch.
Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Sonya? She was eyeballing you."
Guy 2- "No. She was looking at you. She's a glitch."
Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Sonya? She was eyeballing you."
Guy 2- "No. She was looking at you. She's a glitch."
by umbreonxxx December 14, 2019
Get the Glitchmug. When your groin smells like shit and everyone can smell you 100ft away. You smell so bad that you don't even like it.
Friend- "Omg what's that smell? It smells like a dead fat bitch!"
Guy- "It's my hot axe."
Friend- "BIITCH!"
Guy- "It's my hot axe."
Friend- "BIITCH!"
by umbreonxxx August 26, 2019
Get the Hot Axemug. Someone who thinks is fucking raw. They act like they're the hardest thug but they're a bitch. They think they're in a gang with the other jackasses. They do drugs to think they're fly but they can't handle it. They're pussies are so little that they can't drive and someone should take the keys away from them. Anyone can play them with a simple text and make them look like dorks on camera lol. They have no swag because they're modern day asswipes. The best way for them to get a restart with their lives would be to join the military. They don't sell drugs and they're all broke fuckups. The people that sell drugs to them are the ones hustling and laughing at them. There's so many police around them that it's embarrasing. They cry at night and love eating dirt yeah.
Guy 1- "Foo that guy is a straight mark. He/she has all the police on him/her."
Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."
Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."
by umbreonxxx February 14, 2021
Get the Goddamn Jackassmug. Girl- "I wonder where my friend is. I haven't seen my friend all day."
Friend- Muah. "Hi, what's up?"
Girl- "Hi, I didn't see you."
Friend- Muah. "Hi, what's up?"
Girl- "Hi, I didn't see you."
by umbreonxxx August 23, 2019
Get the Muahmug. A Saiyan (Saiya-jin) that has attained a power akin of a god. A Saiyan acquires 50x their energy level with a Super Saiyan transformation. The Saiyan's hair spikes up, turns yellow, eyes turn blue-green, and has a golden aura. To some anger and sadness are emotions felt prior to transformation. They whom have trained and exceeded natural evolution. Through transformation one feels embarrasement from being as weak as a mortal. The energy that shines from them blinds everyone in their zone and causes one to peer. When encountered it will make anyone gasp and make their enemies shit their soul. Guys want to be like you. Not someone who gets in the way (pig).
- The few who have witnessed a Super Saiyan are thunderstruck and shocked; chock-full of different emotions like exhilaration, bafflement, euphoria, wonder, love, déjà vu, pride, thrill, envy, ecstasy, gaiety, anxiety, dread, horror, funk, spazz.
by umbreonxxx September 23, 2020
Get the Super Saiyanmug.