umbreonxxx's definitions

Muah

A salute from a friend specifically to a friend with a kiss without notice or a text message.

Girl- "I wonder where my friend is. I haven't seen my friend all day."

Friend- Muah. "Hi, what's up?"

Girl- "Hi, I didn't see you."

by umbreonxxx August 23, 2019

Super Saiyan

A Saiyan (Saiya-jin) that has attained a power akin of a god. A Saiyan acquires 50x their energy level with a Super Saiyan transformation. The Saiyan's hair spikes up, turns yellow, eyes turn blue-green, and has a golden aura. To some anger and sadness are emotions felt prior to transformation. They whom have trained and exceeded natural evolution. Through transformation one feels embarrasement from being as weak as a mortal. The energy that shines from them blinds everyone in their zone and causes one to peer. When encountered it will make anyone gasp and make their enemies shit their soul. Guys want to be like you. Not someone who gets in the way (pig).

- The few who have witnessed a Super Saiyan are thunderstruck and shocked; chock-full of different emotions like exhilaration, bafflement, euphoria, wonder, love, déjà vu, pride, thrill, envy, ecstasy, gaiety, anxiety, dread, horror, funk, spazz.

by umbreonxxx September 23, 2020

Blanco

A Latin male with light skin. His body is 100% A1. A new race in society. He's born in cloud nine. He's every girl's primal and secret desire. The girls ultimately grow into moderate shock. So many girls love him that he becomes numb. Gangs lean on him his whole lifetime. He creates the ozone for fuck-boys (dick-suckers). If a girl doesn't like him it's because she's a lesbian. He's exceptionally versatile. Move your old and rusty dick as far back off of a G's grill. If your not Hispanic and you call yourself blanco your instantly transformed into his bitch. He only speaks to females with eye contact.

Guy- "Who's that rich dude?"

Girl- "He's a blanco."

Guy- "Oh."

by umbreonxxx August 17, 2019

Fag

A person that is born as a screw. They are the stepping stones for bitches. A modern-day workhorse for a stupid-ass society. Somebody that's an inanimate object in real life.

Teacher: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Boy: "I want to be the ground."

Teacher: "You're a fag."

by umbreonxxx January 9, 2020

Hot Axe

When your groin smells like shit and everyone can smell you 100ft away. You smell so bad that you don't even like it.

Friend- "Omg what's that smell? It smells like a dead fat bitch!"

Guy- "It's my hot axe."

Friend- "BIITCH!"

by umbreonxxx August 26, 2019

Keys Game

A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.

Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."

Me- "..."

Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"

by umbreonxxx March 6, 2020

Corocake

When the same people who grant you a stimulus put a dildo so fucking hard up their asshole pussy man that they scream YAAAÔRALE :/ so we get greens yes great lord amen thank you for forgiving us of our sins and Ms. $$$$ X thank god that she wears spikes the roughest raging rabbit Jesus our father we're blessed and she deserves your love oh son of god at last she may live on the edge with her orange hair and her head in the sky.

Guy 1- I didn't get my second stimulus fm.

Guy 2- Corocake #!!!

by umbreonxxx January 15, 2021