umbreonxxx's definitions

Blanco

A Latin male with light skin. His body is 100% A1. A new race in society. He's born in cloud nine. He's every girl's primal and secret desire. The girls ultimately grow into moderate shock. So many girls love him that he becomes numb. Gangs lean on him his whole lifetime. He creates the ozone for fuck-boys (dick-suckers). If a girl doesn't like him it's because she's a lesbian. He's exceptionally versatile. Move your old and rusty dick as far back off of a G's grill. If your not Hispanic and you call yourself blanco your instantly transformed into his bitch. He only speaks to females with eye contact.

Guy- "Who's that rich dude?"

Girl- "He's a blanco."

Guy- "Oh."

by umbreonxxx August 17, 2019

Muah

A salute from a friend specifically to a friend with a kiss without notice or a text message.

Girl- "I wonder where my friend is. I haven't seen my friend all day."

Friend- Muah. "Hi, what's up?"

Girl- "Hi, I didn't see you."

by umbreonxxx August 23, 2019

Gay-J

Aj is a fat white dude from Longview that sucks dick and is poor as dirt. He likes Gunther from Kick Buttowski. He's been ripped on his whole life. He cries alot. He smokes cigarettes and wears the same clothes every week. He's been expelled out of two high schools after he left his first one so he never got his GED. He dances, tweaks, in the passenger seat when he likes a song that's playing and his favorite song is Sunflower. He's addicted to crystal-meth and everybody treats him like a brick.

Guy - "Gay-j! What's up brick?"

Gay-j- "What's up big homie?"

Guy- "Bit$$!"

by umbreonxxx August 23, 2019

King in the Castle

The top dawg in Kazakhstan. Everyone loves him. He is the most fashionable and at any given moment anyone will get on their knees and eat his shit to the bone.

Borat- "Ooh lala! Oh well. King in the Castle, King in the Castle! I have a chair, I have a chair! Oh go do this, go do this King in the Castle!"

by umbreonxxx August 24, 2019

Hot Axe

When your groin smells like shit and everyone can smell you 100ft away. You smell so bad that you don't even like it.

Friend- "Omg what's that smell? It smells like a dead fat bitch!"

Guy- "It's my hot axe."

Friend- "BIITCH!"

by umbreonxxx August 26, 2019

Glitch

A girl who will lose her mind and think of eating your balls at a flint of a second. She thinks your a celebrity. She looks like she has schizophrenia but she's just a little nervous.

Your walking in the mall and you see a girl glitch.

Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Sonya? She was eyeballing you."

Guy 2- "No. She was looking at you. She's a glitch."

by umbreonxxx December 14, 2019

Fag

A person that is born as a screw. They are the stepping stones for bitches. A modern-day workhorse for a stupid-ass society. Somebody that's an inanimate object in real life.

Teacher: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Boy: "I want to be the ground."

Teacher: "You're a fag."

by umbreonxxx January 9, 2020