umbreonxxx's definitions
A girl who will lose her mind and think of eating your balls at a flint of a second. She thinks your a celebrity. She looks like she has schizophrenia but she's just a little nervous.
Your walking in the mall and you see a girl glitch.
Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Sonya? She was eyeballing you."
Guy 2- "No. She was looking at you. She's a glitch."
Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Sonya? She was eyeballing you."
Guy 2- "No. She was looking at you. She's a glitch."
by umbreonxxx December 14, 2019
Get the Glitchmug. When the same people who grant you a stimulus put a dildo so fucking hard up their asshole pussy man that they scream YAAAÔRALE :/ so we get greens yes great lord amen thank you for forgiving us of our sins and Ms. $$$$ X thank god that she wears spikes the roughest raging rabbit Jesus our father we're blessed and she deserves your love oh son of god at last she may live on the edge with her orange hair and her head in the sky.
by umbreonxxx January 15, 2021
Get the Corocakemug. A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.
Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."
Me- "..."
Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"
Me- "..."
Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"
by umbreonxxx March 6, 2020
Get the Keys Gamemug. When your groin smells like shit and everyone can smell you 100ft away. You smell so bad that you don't even like it.
Friend- "Omg what's that smell? It smells like a dead fat bitch!"
Guy- "It's my hot axe."
Friend- "BIITCH!"
Guy- "It's my hot axe."
Friend- "BIITCH!"
by umbreonxxx August 26, 2019
Get the Hot Axemug. A Latin male with light skin. His body is 100% A1. A new race in society. He's born in cloud nine. He's every girl's primal and secret desire. The girls ultimately grow into moderate shock. So many girls love him that he becomes numb. Gangs lean on him his whole lifetime. He creates the ozone for fuck-boys (dick-suckers). If a girl doesn't like him it's because she's a lesbian. He's exceptionally versatile. Move your old and rusty dick as far back off of a G's grill. If your not Hispanic and you call yourself blanco your instantly transformed into his bitch. He only speaks to females with eye contact.
by umbreonxxx August 17, 2019
Get the Blancomug. A person that is born as a screw. They are the stepping stones for bitches. A modern-day workhorse for a stupid-ass society. Somebody that's an inanimate object in real life.
Teacher: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Boy: "I want to be the ground."
Teacher: "You're a fag."
Boy: "I want to be the ground."
Teacher: "You're a fag."
by umbreonxxx January 9, 2020
Get the Fagmug. The top dawg in Kazakhstan. Everyone loves him. He is the most fashionable and at any given moment anyone will get on their knees and eat his shit to the bone.
Borat- "Ooh lala! Oh well. King in the Castle, King in the Castle! I have a chair, I have a chair! Oh go do this, go do this King in the Castle!"
by umbreonxxx August 24, 2019
Get the King in the Castlemug.