12 definitions by umbreonxxx
A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.
Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."
Me- "..."
Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"
Me- "..."
Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"
by umbreonxxx March 6, 2020
Girl- "I wonder where my friend is. I haven't seen my friend all day."
Friend- Muah. "Hi, what's up?"
Girl- "Hi, I didn't see you."
Friend- Muah. "Hi, what's up?"
Girl- "Hi, I didn't see you."
by umbreonxxx August 24, 2019
A person that is born as a screw. They are the stepping stones for bitches. A modern-day workhorse for a stupid-ass society. Somebody that's an inanimate object in real life.
Teacher: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Boy: "I want to be the ground."
Teacher: "You're a fag."
Boy: "I want to be the ground."
Teacher: "You're a fag."
by umbreonxxx January 9, 2020
When the same people who grant you a stimulus put a dildo so fucking hard up their asshole pussy man that they scream YAAAÔRALE :/ so we get greens yes great lord amen thank you for forgiving us of our sins and Ms. $$$$ X thank god that she wears spikes the roughest raging rabbit Jesus our father we're blessed and she deserves your love oh son of god at last she may live on the edge with her orange hair and her head in the sky.
by umbreonxxx January 16, 2021
A queer (girl/guy) that trolls you and photoshops your body on theirs. Theys spy and copy everything they fucking do from someone else. They take credit of any of your work, score, anything you type that they can put they're name over. They'll use you to make a fake account to get publicity. They rub they're hands together and think they're big playmaker playboys. They're all fucked up idiots. They think your their "op" so they give you a big pussy face when they see you even though they're not even a hustle and you can smoke all of them. They hate you because you're better than them. When they're not too busy "hustling" they're either fucking themselves or doing drugs. They buy their fake plastic pussies/fake dick dildos in somebody elses address. They're pawns and all the hoes play them their whole lives. The hoes feel sorry for them so they give it to them even though they're cheaters, fags, pussies, snakes, trolls, fiends, fools, bitches, niggers, wimps, spics, drug addicts, junkies, haters, rats, jocks, posers, shitbags, perverts, public offenders, have no skills, and broke. They love every drug(I can't type). They have a basic sized dick. They're part of the nnnnnn(no dick) gang. They use "popsicle sticks", "duct tape", "putty egg", "velcro", "strings", "staplers", "donkey yoyo", etc and they put it out of their zipper even though a child could see it.
Guy 1- "Did you hear that girl got with Playa lol?
Guy 2- "No. I don't know why anyone would go down on that goddamn fony."
Guy 1- "No way bro is that your body photoshopped on Playa's profile picture?"
Guy 2- "Yes it is. I'm going to report him and every fiend that photoshops my body with their name on it."
Guy 1- "No lie, I would run up right in his face."
Guy 2- "No. I don't know why anyone would go down on that goddamn fony."
Guy 1- "No way bro is that your body photoshopped on Playa's profile picture?"
Guy 2- "Yes it is. I'm going to report him and every fiend that photoshops my body with their name on it."
Guy 1- "No lie, I would run up right in his face."
by umbreonxxx May 8, 2021
Aj is a fat white dude from Longview that sucks dick and is poor as dirt. He likes Gunther from Kick Buttowski. He's been ripped on his whole life. He cries alot. He smokes cigarettes and wears the same clothes every week. He's been expelled out of two high schools after he left his first one so he never got his GED. He dances, tweaks, in the passenger seat when he likes a song that's playing and his favorite song is Sunflower. He's addicted to crystal-meth and everybody treats him like a brick.
by umbreonxxx August 24, 2019
A Saiyan (Saiya-jin) that has attained a power akin of a god. A Saiyan acquires 50x their energy level with a Super Saiyan transformation. The Saiyan's hair spikes up, turns yellow, eyes turn blue-green, and has a golden aura. To some anger and sadness are emotions felt prior to transformation. They whom have trained and exceeded natural evolution. Through transformation one feels embarrasement from being as weak as a mortal. The energy that shines from them blinds everyone in their zone and causes one to peer. When encountered it will make anyone gasp and make their enemies shit their soul. Guys want to be like you. Not someone who gets in the way (pig).
- The few who have witnessed a Super Saiyan are thunderstruck and shocked; chock-full of different emotions like exhilaration, bafflement, euphoria, wonder, love, déjà vu, pride, thrill, envy, ecstasy, gaiety, anxiety, dread, horror, funk, spazz.
by umbreonxxx September 24, 2020