glidge

1 n. To make sounds when a penis is stuckin your mouth
2 n. The edge of a penis
3 n. A person who is a dick behind the wheel; a grumpy driver
4 n. A biker who who thinks he "owns" the road and is an asshole to anyone who thinks differently

1 " Last night this annoying chick wouldn't stop glidging"
2 " Dad,I want to touch my glidge, is that good or bad? "
3 " that glidge just pulled right infront of us"
4 " there were like, 50 glidges on that shortcut we took"

glidge by glidge May 21, 2008

Den glider in 

Means "It glides in". Was originally the fight song of the Swedes during the World Cup hockey championships of 1995, held in Sweden. Also intended to be the official song of the championships.
Unsurprisingly, it became very popular in Finland after we won the World Cup for the first time ever. Our national hockey team, the Lions, actually recorded it. Even now, people sing it when they gather in bars to watch hockey games, no matter who the opponent may be. All the better if it's Sweden.

*a bunch of Finns in a bar*
Finn 1: Sweden sucks!
Finn 2: Look! Teemu Selänne scored!
All: DEN GLIDER IN, DEN GLIDER IN, DEN GLIDER IN I MÅL IGEN! *all take shots*

Den glider in by amy luu collis May 3, 2011

bacon gliders 

bacon gliders

-noun

Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.

Although Emma had an otherwise gorgeous body, she was morbidly ashamed of her bacon gliders and swore me to never reveal her secret.

bacon gliders by Mo Dixley February 22, 2010

glidewheel 

Badass single wheel electric unicycle. Rider stands (no loser seat) on pedals on each side of the wheel and moves by leaning forward and back kinda like a segway, but not stupid looking like they are. Massively eco-friendly which is kinda cool.

I could be there in 20 on the glidewheel, but need to charge her up first.

glidewheel by Octagon8 April 16, 2015

Gimli glider 

1. Refers to Air Canada Boeing 767 C-GAUN (c/n 22520), which on July 23, 1983 ran out of fuel over Northern Ontario, and glided to a landing at an abandoned airfield in Gimli, Manitoba. At the time, this was the first ever dead-stick landing of a jet airliner. The aircraft was subsequently recovered from Gimli and flew for Air Canada for another 25 years before being finally retired in January 2008.

2. Subsequently, the term 'Gimli glider' has become Canadian slang for a particularly glaring screw-up.

1. Hopefully, the Gimli glider will end up in a museum.

2. You just pulled a real Gimli Glider back there.

Gimli glider by Eugene206 January 24, 2008

gridget 

midget granny stripper

Lets get a gridget for Lymi's bucks party he will love it

gridget by Malcolm Tangi August 19, 2007

gliger 

The act of two people gettin nude in a bath tub together while playing monopoly

Hey wanna gliger uncensored tonight?

gliger by ImBae March 28, 2015