girlfriend zone

Similar to the friend zone which is usually female to male, except in this case the male 'girlfriend zones' the female. Even though the female would like to be just friends, the male cannot view her as anything besides a potential romantic partner. He will hit on her and then act upset when she doesn't want to be in a relationship with him. Victims of the girlfriend zone may sometimes be labeled as a tease.

This can go for both genders. (boyfriend zoned)

Ann: So are you hanging out with Ben after class today?
Leslie: No, he girlfriend zoned me hard. Hes a cool guy, but I can't hang out with him for more than 10 minutes without him making a pass at me.

girlfriend zone by msier February 12, 2013

Word of the Day on February 14, 2013

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girlfriendzoning

The asshole thing that most dudes do to every chick they meet. They immediately assume that if they are a "nice guy" they will be rewarded with pussy and rainbows. If the rainbows are not shiny enough, venomous hate is rained down upon the ladyfolk, saying that the poor manboys have been "friendzoned".

Dude I am the nicest cocksucker around but somehow none of the panties of girls I deem fuckable drop when I walk by. My world is sadder and specialer than unicorn jizz.

...Well if you'd stop girlfriendzoning every woman you meet we wouldn't have to shit on your balls day in and out. it's fucking exhausting, really. And I ran out shits to give years ago so I've been phoning in the bile for quite a while now anyway.

girlfriendzoning by hashtag clever January 27, 2014

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girlfriend zone

First adopted by feminists intended to replace "friend zone" entirely. Use to explain how a manipulative woman can take advantage of a man by excepting gifts and favors under the false pretenses of a relationship and still make it the man's fault.

could be used to explain unwanted attention from a man but feminists ruined it before it even started.

"Why tell him he's girlfriend zoned me when he's been paying my bills, buying me concert tickets, and taking me out to dinner for the last 4 months."

girlfriend zone by Doc Riot January 12, 2017

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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