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giant panda 

A giant panda is a animal that is big cute and fluffy but could kill you
Person: I would give that giant panda a hug but it would fücking kill me
giant panda by GayPeron730627 March 29, 2021

giant panda attack 

To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP
"I totally had a giant panda attack today when the teacher gave us a pop quiz"
giant panda attack by David Lev April 22, 2006

Giant-Ass Panda 

A large stuffed carnival panda that is not worth getting knifed over.
"No one ever wins a giant-ass panda"
Giant-Ass Panda by Tyler Alley September 18, 2009