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get monkey

To get high on a party drug, esp GHB or Meth. To get so high you act crazy and hardly remember anything.
I found a source for G and finally scored, let's get monkey!
get monkey by Coz August 22, 2003
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get the monkey 

the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."
Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.
get the monkey by Jackonrad April 4, 2009

get this monkey off my back 

to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs
I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely

Get a monkey 

Or also GAM... it stands for "fuck you" when you are in the middle of an argument.
Dude 1: Hey man, wassup with last night's show.. you sucked ass in the guitar...

Dude 2: Hey get a monkey (GAM)! (fuck you!)
Get a monkey by DIAFFWYFM June 4, 2009

Get Your Monkey Out 

Get Your Fanny Out same as get ur rat out
Monkey refers to vagina or fanjita
oi get ur monkeh out for the lads!!!
Get Your Monkey Out by dave November 9, 2004

get some monkey

The act of having sex.
Hey what are you doing tonight? we're gonna throw a party. (other) I can't go Melissa is in town and I might get some monkey.
get some monkey by turdlip June 6, 2011

get the monkey off your back 

To silence one's personal or media critics
If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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