4 definitions by goldsac

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A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden
Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...
by goldsac October 31, 2007

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A funnier, less old-fashioned way of calling someone a "wet blanket". Used when referring to anyone who brings down the fun factor of a given situation. Said individual is as much of an annoyance as an relentlessly itchy scrotum.
"Guys, could you use your 30 cm voices? People are trying to sleep"
"Dude, why do you always have to be such an itchy sac about things? Have some fun already."
by goldsac September 01, 2008

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The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.
"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."

by goldsac September 01, 2008

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An award designated for those who have managed to penetrate a long sought-after vagina. The spelling "vadge", though less subtle, is also accepted for emphasis of the delicious "badge" pun.
Robbo, after years of hard work, finally earned a vag of honour after banging Koryn, who sat at the top of many-a-guy's "chicks to bang" list.
by goldsac January 28, 2009

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