LudwigVan's definitions

Chief Wiggum

1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetent police officer, often consigned to mall security.

Oh Jesus, they got some Chief Wiggum of a former sherrif's deputy handling the graveyard shift at Central.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Drewfus

A cute way of saying Drew or Andrew. See doofus.

Whaddup, Drewfus?

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Jeezus

A corrupted spelling of Jesus, especially when used as a swear word.

Aw Jeezus, I pissed my shorts again.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

starbucks

The future rulers of Ethiopia, Kenya and the two or three poorest Arab countries.

"There is now a Starbucks in my pants." -- George Carlin

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

seven string

A guitar, usually electric, with an additional low B string below the low E, mostly associated with new rock and new metal (KoRn, Linkin Park, Staind etc.)

Hed and Munky have nice seven strings.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

judicial activism

A charge made by conservative activists against liberal judges, accusing them of using their office to make laws instead of resolve disputes over laws.

The term 'judicial activist' is almost applied to liberal judges. Conservative judicial activists, on the other hand, are called 'strict constructionists'.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

chilito

1) Mexican Spanish slang for a small penis. 2) A former food item at Taco Bell, which was a chili and cheese burrito.

With that chilito, no wonder your wife left you, cabrón.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003