LudwigVan's definitions

chilito

1) Mexican Spanish slang for a small penis. 2) A former food item at Taco Bell, which was a chili and cheese burrito.

With that chilito, no wonder your wife left you, cabrón.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

caballo

Spanish: 1) horse 2) slang for heroin 3) Very rude slang for a feminine napkin.

Price check on a 4,000 pack of Stayfree Ultra Absorbent!

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

woman

Leading cause of life in humans.

Jesus was born of a woman.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

backslap

To strike someone (usually on the face) with the back of the hand.

If you don't shut up, I'm gonna backslap you.

by LudwigVan December 23, 2003

hump music

Music appropriate for sex, such as that by Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Also the incidental music in pornographic movies, often very cheap disco.

I got five whole CD's of hump music for when my wife and I celebrate our wedding anniversary.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

Inuit

The proper term for Eskimos, a people who live in arctic Canada, Alaska USA and Greenland. Closely related to the Aleut. Also Inuktitut, the language of the Inuit, which has a very complex agglutinative grammar that can express entire sentences in a single long word.

(Inuit is plural, Inuk is singular.)

An example of Greenlandic Inuit:

Ataqqinassusermik inuup nammineq pigisaanik aammalu anooqatigiinnut ilaasortaasut tamarmik naligiimmik annaasassaanngitsumillu pisinnaatitaaffeqarnissaannik akuersissuteqarneq nunarsuarmi kiffaanngissuseqarnermut, naapertuilluarnermut eqqissinissamullu tunngaviummata...

"Whereas recognition of the inherent dignity and of the equal and inalienable rights of all members of the human family is the foundation of freedom, justice and peace in the world...""

(From the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights.)

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

ass o'clock

An unreasonably early hour.

I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004