STFU or GTFO

Shut The Fuck Up or Get The Fuck Out.

Wise words, Ludwig.

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

klingon

An alien life form from the Star Trek books, television series and movies, origially the enemies of the Federation. Also the Klingon language, tlhIngan Hol, a constructed language (conlang) invented by Mark Okrand especially for the Star Trek movies of the 1980s and Star Trek: The Next Generation TV series.

Qapla' is how you say "goodbye" (literally "success!") in Klingon.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

oy vey

Yiddish for "oh woe", a Jewish expression often of frustration, but also of excitement.

Oy vey, it's Friday.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

01er

Someone who always tries to oneup someone. Taken from the American game show The Price Is Right and the practice of bidding exactly one dollar higher than a previous bidder.

I get a hot new Mustang, and he gets one just like mine except it's a convertible. Why does he have to be such a 01er?

by LudwigVan October 01, 2004

America's Team

What we call the Dallas Cowboys, but we don't exactly know why.

I gotta get home from church so I can watch America's Team lose again.

by LudwigVan December 07, 2003

you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.

When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

inslut

1) A combination typo-Freudian slip.
2) Where young men love to be.

This definition will probably be deleted.

by LudwigVan January 04, 2004