The home of the University of Florida Gators and possibly the tightest place on earth. Home to over 80,000 college students, its needless to that binge drinking is rampant and that weed is smoked by the acre. Its always sunny and the people are attractive. The best time to visit Gainesville is right after a football victory (preferably a national championship) during which everyone is intoxicated and inhibitions are at an all time low. Gainesville has also been referred to as G-ville, Gainesvegas, and Titletown.

A drinking town with a football problem.

A town small enough to call it a hole, big enough to call it a CDP. (Census Designated Place)

Anyways, Gainesville also known as Gaynesville is a underated city in Alachula County, Florida which is a ant pile compared to Tallahassee. There biggest building is the hospital other than a run down 10 story hotel reserved from the 20's which has vampires and roaches running the floors. Gainesville being so small and run down, all they have in the city to use as there defense if their low team "The Florida Gators" with the All Time Low quarterback Tim Tebow. He thinks hes cool but hes not. All the houses in Gainesville are one story tall with maybe a attack for the Gainesville Roaches to hang out. People in Gainesville are inbred racist rednecks who hang around the local swamp and wait for a gator to move so they can get a picture and be like

Man One:

"ooooh I got a picture of a gator! I got to post this on my twitter!"

Man Two:
"Whats a twitter?"

Man One:
"I don't know, I heard one of those nole fans talking about it, Tallahasseeans got class!"

Man Two:
"You got that right, Billy Jean!"

A place where rich upper class people move to. Mostly from Fairfax Coutny. Filled with cow shit and trains. You can see the Bull Run moutains from your backyard. Filled with new developments like Somerset, Piedmont, Dominion Valley, Lake Manassas, Virgina Oaks. Filled with old rednecks who live in run down houses, and country farmers who own Alpacas and cows. The locals drive their tractors for fun. The newcomers all want to go back to where they came from. Gainesville has only one main road, Lee Hwy. The students miss random days of school off. For instance if it is too cold or the wind is blowing, if its raining or for snipper attacks.