AnonJudicator's definitions

Gainesville

A drinking town with a football problem.

Gainesville is home of the Florida Gators and is nicknamed Hoggtown.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Palatka

The armpit of Florida. Everything smells like fucking sulfur thanks to the Georgia Pacific paper mill. The teenagers have nothing better to do than use meth and hang out in the parking lot of the only Wal-Mart drinking beer and harassing customers.

Palatka is a place you drive through as quickly as possible on your way to the beach from Gainesville.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

clap dem cheeks

To engage in intercourse with a female from the rear while simultaneously striking her buttocks (i.e. "clapping").

Veronica has a tight ass, I want to clap dem cheeks

by AnonJudicator April 6, 2010

Suckeyes

A variant of the popular OSUCKS and the proper name for the Ohio State Buckeyes and their fans. Earned for their back-to-back national championship loses in basketball and football to the glorious Florida Gators.

The Suckeyes think they are good when their schedule is nothing but in-state cupcakes like the Ohio Institute of Airconditioning Repair.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

invade New Zealand

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.

Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.

by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009

Niagara Falls

When a girl is extremely aroused and gets dripping wet down there in response.

I was talking dirty to my girlfriend and it was like Niagara Falls in her panties.

by AnonJudicator October 28, 2009

LSU

Louisiana State University, home of fans who think it's cool to replace the letter 'o' with '-eaux' whenever possible to connect with their French heritage. Male fans are often seen wearing purple and pink T-shirts and women's hats while holding "Geaux Tigers" signs.

Geaux LSU heauxmeauxs!

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009