AnonJudicator's definitions

Gainesville

A drinking town with a football problem.

Gainesville is home of the Florida Gators and is nicknamed Hoggtown.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Suckeyes

A variant of the popular OSUCKS and the proper name for the Ohio State Buckeyes and their fans. Earned for their back-to-back national championship loses in basketball and football to the glorious Florida Gators.

The Suckeyes think they are good when their schedule is nothing but in-state cupcakes like the Ohio Institute of Airconditioning Repair.

by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

clap dem cheeks

To engage in intercourse with a female from the rear while simultaneously striking her buttocks (i.e. "clapping").

Veronica has a tight ass, I want to clap dem cheeks

by AnonJudicator April 6, 2010

vuvuzela

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English keeper Robert Green will be forever haunted by the sound of the vuvuzela

by AnonJudicator June 14, 2010

Palatka

The armpit of Florida. Everything smells like fucking sulfur thanks to the Georgia Pacific paper mill. The teenagers have nothing better to do than use meth and hang out in the parking lot of the only Wal-Mart drinking beer and harassing customers.

Palatka is a place you drive through as quickly as possible on your way to the beach from Gainesville.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

LSU

Louisiana State University, home of fans who think it's cool to replace the letter 'o' with '-eaux' whenever possible to connect with their French heritage. Male fans are often seen wearing purple and pink T-shirts and women's hats while holding "Geaux Tigers" signs.

Geaux LSU heauxmeauxs!

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009

Florida Gators

Best football team in the SEC conference, and as proven in 2006 and 2008, best in the world. Always hated, often imitated, never duplicated.

God Himself supports the Florida Gators because the sky is Blue and the sun is Orange.

by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009