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the soft almost invisible moustache grown by teenage boys trying to look more mature.
- hey dude wut u think of my moustache project? I've been savin' for 6 weeks now!!
- that looks more like a fuzztache..
fuzztache by epv November 3, 2007
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fuzzstache 

a barely noticeable low-fuzz mustache, especially common on boys going through puberty, 13-16 and older woman.
check out jimmy's fuzzstache; he'll have to start shaving everyday soon.

mrs. mcgillicuddy has a sweet fuzzstache.
fuzzstache by fuzzi January 18, 2006

fuzzstache 

the growth of fuzzy,tennis ball like creatures protruding from large noticable face moles.
I love how your lip gloss accents your mole's fuzzstache.
fuzzstache by ilikemoney5am January 30, 2009

Fuzzstache 

A mustache a teenager grows when he or she hits puberty
Michael began to grow a fuzzstache at age thirteen.
Fuzzstache by Juice Florida September 25, 2017

fuzzfachi 

eh i gots some some of Maria's fuzzfachi friday night. Maaaarone!!!!!
fuzzfachi by Max April 10, 2003

fuzzeechez 

A FUNNEH WORD INVENTED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AT ANY TIME HAHAHAHAH SPECIFICALLY TO RARAS AND MCFLURRYS
Mcflurry: Hey Rara, I'm not feeling to great today
Rara: FuzzEeCheZ
Mcflurry: laughs so hard they WHEEZE
fuzzeechez by Rara_Mcflurry February 15, 2021
A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
Fake-Mustache
F-ustache
Fustache
Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.
fustache by j.w.d November 30, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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