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A surprise attack to someones rectal area with a wooden stick.
I was sitting in class when all of a sudden, John gave me a futi with his Husky Pencil. I later got him back with a futi while he was peeing in the yernal. I snuck up behind him with a plunger.
by enemybob April 22, 2009

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