furnicate

Molest or otherwise commit foul acts with tables, chairs, sideboards etc

Jim-Bob contracted a serious case of splinters attempting to furnicate with his new stripped pine cabinet.

by Timberhound November 6, 2008

furnical

fur· ni· cal
(adj.) To be as hot as a furnace.

My god it's hot in here! It's absolutely furnical!

by Otto von Bismarck-Schönhausen September 20, 2019