Funny Crotch 

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater

1. I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he has a Funny Crotch!

2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!

Funny Crotch by Chris March 15, 2005

funny crotch 

when someones pants don't fit correctly, leading to bunching and inappropriate outlines

I'm sure he was interesting, but i was distracted by his funny crotch.

funny crotch by 8not8my8real8name July 23, 2012

Peed'd up crotch funk 

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

Peed'd up crotch funk by smendez April 4, 2010

crotch funk 

What you get when you combine leather pants, sweat and no showering.

After a night of clubbing in my orange leather pants, I have some serious crotch funk problems.

crotch funk by funky pants boi March 18, 2003