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when someones pants don't fit correctly, leading to bunching and inappropriate outlines
I'm sure he was interesting, but i was distracted by his funny crotch.
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fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater
1. I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he has a Funny Crotch!

2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!
by Chris March 15, 2005

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