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John Smith: "Dude, let's hit up that college func."
Me: "We're high school freshmen you tool. You look 13."
Me: "We're high school freshmen you tool. You look 13."
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(plur. funcs) In school terms, it can also mean functions in maths. Most prefered to be used in texts rather than in person
P1: Dude, did you understand the funcs in today's exam???
P2: yeah but i didnt understand the exponential func
P2: yeah but i didnt understand the exponential func
func by isnt.that.useful June 4, 2025
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FUNC
pronounced: fuhngk
noun
1. A “fuckable uncle” — typically a fine-ass man of uncle status (by blood or by title) whose face, build, or aura makes you forget morals, family trees, and last names
2. (Keep it Classy) A distinguished, well-dressed gentleman at a family function who exudes the kind of quiet confidence, cologne, and conversational charm that makes you contemplate wildly inappropriate decisions.
noun
1. A “fuckable uncle” — typically a fine-ass man of uncle status (by blood or by title) whose face, build, or aura makes you forget morals, family trees, and last names
2. (Keep it Classy) A distinguished, well-dressed gentleman at a family function who exudes the kind of quiet confidence, cologne, and conversational charm that makes you contemplate wildly inappropriate decisions.
Func Shui
Func Shui
Functionality and usefulness blended with crafted or aesthetic appeal, as opposed to placement based on energy flow (Feng Shui).
Functionality and usefulness blended with crafted or aesthetic appeal, as opposed to placement based on energy flow (Feng Shui).
Func Shui by dmitchell78721 March 20, 2013
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