FatUglyDepressedForeverAloneGuy
or
FatUglyDepressedForeverAloneGal
Rick:
John dude I've finally come to terms with myself.
John: Uh cool brah elaborate.
Rick I AM A FUDFAG
John: ...You need some help man..
Rick: Ain't no time for that I gotta introduce you to my waifu pillow wife man. FUDFAG FOR LIFE!!