wayfast: jo0 don't like teh steve?

jeebus: his teeth sorta hurt my weiner.

wayfast: ohh taht sucks, jo0 should have made him take teh dentures out ftmfw.

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*created by WayFast, as guillermo on a tdf chat.

FTMFW by Josh aka WayFast aka Guillermo aka CliqueMob July 16, 2008

FMFL

When life is so shitty that FML just won't cut it, you have Fuck My Fucking Life

George: "Man I just got kicked out, FML"
Ryan: "Oh yeah? My girlfriend is cheating on me with my brother, I just got fired, and my herpes test came back positive, FMFL!"
George: "Yeah dude, FYFL, freal."

FMFL by alinaduh March 22, 2009

Femflake

femflake: a person, usually a feminist, that gets offended or “triggered” when their myths are debunked, thus removing their claim to perpetual victimhood.

normal person: the wage gap is actually an earnings gap caused by the difference if life choices by men and women.

femflake: omg no it’s not you misogynist. i can’t understand basic year 7 economics so you’re oppressing me with your opinions!

normal person: yawwwwn. typical femflake.

Femflake by Davey84 March 17, 2021

FTMF

Follow that, mother fuckers.

PG version: Follow that, my friends.

As said by Triple H in an interview with Over The Top Rope following NXT UK Takeover Cardiff, and currently featured on NXT shirts at the WWE Shop.

"What an amazing wrestling event! I am very sports entertained! FTMF!"

FTMF by That Blonde In The Front Row November 24, 2019

ftmfgdw

For The Mother Fucking God Damn Win

stephanie got a double kill FTMFGDW!!

ftmfgdw by Mathew "Nero" August 23, 2007

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026