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For The Mother Fucking Win

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wayfast: jo0 don't like teh steve?

jeebus: his teeth sorta hurt my weiner.

wayfast: ohh taht sucks, jo0 should have made him take teh dentures out ftmfw.

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*created by WayFast, as guillermo on a tdf chat.
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Function: abbreviation
For the Mother Fucking Win

Acronym commonly used by middle-aged men who are just learning Internet slang. To be avoided unless you wish to inspire douche chills.
1: "That party was off the hook. Brandi took her top off FTMFW!!!!"

2: "John used "FTMFW" in a Facebook update again, it gave me douche chills."
by pdsmc June 25, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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ftmfw !!
by peedi hamilton October 01, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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