Also known as freshies, these creatures are new players in video games that are about to be ambushed by 50 veteran players with max stats. Be cautious around them for they are very unstable and, if a smurf, extremely deadly.
Player: Dude look at that freshie over there haha what a loser!
Freshspawn: How do I exit Minecraft?
When someone wipes their ass with toilet paper, but because there is still shit left behind, they use a moist wipe to clean the rest up. The term was widely popularized by a teenage girl in a Cottonelle commercial, but it can be used for any toilet paper/moist wipe combination.
"Man, I just took a shit so sloppy that I had to do the freshy fresh."
"Beulah always has skid marks in her panties. Someone needs to teach that girl about the freshy fresh."