fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Formula 1 

HAM
VER
BOT

Person 1: Tell me the truth about Formula 1. I am ready to hear it.
Person 2: HAM-VER-BOT
Person 1: *cries*

Formula 1 by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

Forumdad 

A male, usually with a wife, kids, and a job; who posts on video game related forums, reddit, and image boards. Forumdads usually complain about how hard things are in the game they're currently playing, because they only have 2 hours a week to play it.

Bro, have you seen all of the Forumdads complaining about not being able to afford a Vulture in Elite: Dangerous?

Forumdad by jozukoi July 20, 2015

Forumulate 

v. To create real-world fact from online forum discussions.

The audiophile community forumulated that placing colored dots on their speakers would improve the sound.

Forumulate by k.jag November 16, 2010

Bibhorr Formula 

The new mathematical equation that terminates trigonometry by rejecting functions like sin, cos and tan.

Bob: How to get rid of erroneous functions viz. sin, cos and tan?
Arron: Try Bibhorr Formula!!

Bibhorr Formula by Woggerly February 10, 2018

slutty women's Halloween costume formula 

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

slutty women's Halloween costume formula by Ronny teh Pir8 January 22, 2009

Bibhorr formula 

A mathematical equation that engulfed the trigonometric functions to relieve hot girls and sirens of cramming trigonometric formulas

Emma: Oh Dam! What are all these sin and cos functions?
Stephanie: Relax! We will be using Bibhorr formula.

Bibhorr formula by Devinaz May 21, 2018