9 definitions by flip_master_harambe

Android

A computer virus made for linux kernel by Google to steal your data.

iOS users: Why don't you get an iPhone?
Android users: Android might be a pile of shit, but it's a better pile of shit.

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

Programmer

People who scream pathetically at a computer all day long for their own mistakes and still somehow gets paid.

Someone: Are you a Programmer?
Me: Yes.
Someone: Prove it then.
Me: CTRL + C, CTRL + V.

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

BBC

Barely Believable Content.

Wanna watch some BBC?
No, I don't watch fake things.

by flip_master_harambe May 4, 2021

iPhone

An pathetically overpriced smartphone made with backdated, non standard and cheap material. Softwares are also utterly garbage. Only Steve Jobs simps buy this pile of shit.

Android user: Why the fuck you use iPhone? Stop using it.
iPhone user: but Steve Jobs...
Android user: U gay

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

C++

Clusterfuck Pro Max™

I'd rather flip bits one by one with my bare hands hands than coding in C++. At least I won't lose my sanity.

by flip_master_harambe April 15, 2022

Formula 1

HAM
VER
BOT

Person 1: Tell me the truth about Formula 1. I am ready to hear it.
Person 2: HAM-VER-BOT
Person 1: *cries*

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

NASCAR

Where race drivers have to constantly turn left but they always turns right.

Some Random American: Let's watch NASCAR.
Motorsports Fans from Other Countries: Shut the fuck up.

by flip_master_harambe April 15, 2021