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A high vibrational functional and fabulous crownpiece. The name originates from “Forehead” and “Bonnet”- thus birthing the Fonnet™️.

Traditionally made from a collar of a shirt- an ancient galactic practice recently rediscovered.

Also, an ancient medicinal practice to stimulate laughter and high vibrations. All while keeping the sweat and sunlight out of your eyes!
Also known as a FuckitBucket- aka a bucket hat without the lid.
Zahra: “Hey boy, i like that shirt, we can make fonnet outta that”

If ya gotta fonnet, flaunt it!
Fonnet by f8ts April 22, 2021
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Hosting company run out of a UPS Store, a tool shed, and the owners basement. Now up and running with the OC-48 and bathroom core router.
toolshed-core02-0-0.foonet.net
Foonet by gotho May 3, 2003
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It's like funny but with an accent
Ollie: that's so fonneh
Rueben: no it's not
Fonneh by Npnkpon mehr May 22, 2021

Hamshire Fannett 

The girls cooters stink like rotten blue cheese with lips like a double meat Arby’s sandwich. The guys are corn fed redneck hillbilly’s that fuck each other’s heifers around the campfire to a bottle of jim beam. The principal likes his butthole soup sandwiched by the big dicked janitor. But has the best frisky physics teacher around(just ask the boss).
Your furburger smells like Hamshire Fannett .
someone who posesses both fit & monner characteristics,
e.g
wooow!! look @ that fonner, shez fonnerific!
fonner by jake klair December 18, 2007
packet kiddies tryng to make a quick dollar by running a shell company
"We Are The Best, Cause We Packet The Rest" - foonet
foonet by krashed November 28, 2004
Fennett is the name of a hero who stopped the world from ending on January 1st 2019. Fennett is part of The Ultimate Ghostbusters located in Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada.
You need to talk to Fennett in order to recive a particle thrower.
fennett by FSC Fennett November 24, 2018
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