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Aunt Flomance 

The female version of a Bromance.

The complicated love and affection shared between two straight females.

Females who spend so much time together their periods are synced.
Angus: My girl spends so much time with with her friends she has no time for me.

Alex: Yeah, they totally have an Aunt Flomance.
Aunt Flomance by caityk February 5, 2010
The attempt to seduce a woman while she is on her period.
"Danielle's on the rag but i'm really horny. I'm gonna try to Flomance her with some chocolates."

Floorface 

Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).
"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."
Floorface by kcrck October 4, 2012

florance 

The name Florance is a feminine English name. It means 'to blossom'.
Mum: i think i'll name her...Florance!
florance by Mousiecat July 26, 2018

Foolmance 

An affair wherein one person seduces another person, at which point the seducer loses interest. The seduced party is reduced to playing the fool--hooked but rejected.
I thought Jabir and I had something real, but he's some sort of player, or has deep psychological issues. He chased me forever but when I showed interest, he acted like I was annoying him. I guess he wanted me to keep running... I. Can. So. Do. That. I had no idea in Hell this was a fucking Foolmance. Fool me once... player narcissist withholding personality confused
Foolmance by Andie Wise February 18, 2015

Flowmance 

A non sexual relationship between two women, based off of slang "bromance".
Jenn and Tiffany are so close, I think they are having a flowmance.
Flowmance by LMP1003 October 3, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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