Flintering 

Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.

"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"

Flintering by terminator98 April 16, 2013

Flinter's Finger 

The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.

"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."

Flinter's Finger by goldsac October 20, 2008

Flinternet 

The dirty, scummy areas of the internet where sex, crime and violence happens. Typically associated with: scams, sexual exploitation, hate crime, spam, phishing, viruses and all other types of nefarious internet activity.

This site gave my computer the herp AND the derp. I didn't realize I had surfed into the flinternet...

Flinternet by okdirdel September 20, 2010

Finister 

The most orgasmic name in history....a Finister will very obviously do anything they can too please their partner...and is a Sex God in Human Form...Lucky to have one if you do.

**Oh my god..That guy looked just like a Finister!**

Finister by Finfinforthewin February 7, 2012

Flinker 

Cell phone charger

May I please use your flinker? I left mine at my Aunt Mary's house, and her giraffe ate it.

Flinker by cell phone charger April 6, 2014

slinkster 

Derived form Francesca Lia Block novels.
Meaning, cool, groovy, etc.
Also shortened to 'slink' for an easiability of sayage.
Also used before other adjectives as an adverb.

"Man, 'Fight Club' is fucking slinkster!"

"Yeah, well I think you're pretty slink yourself!"

"This song is slinkster-groovy"

slinkster by lola January 21, 2005

Flinkering 

When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with

Oh Shit bro I caught Brady flinkering last

Flinkering by Flinkermaster July 9, 2019