flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

flesh puddle by msdee December 16, 2016

flesh chimney 

erect penis

To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.

flesh chimney by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

Flesh Threshold

The flesh threshold is the point at which a friendship becomes a hazy, undefined awkward mess filled with hook-ups and unanswered texts. After one crosses the flesh threshold, it is difficult if not impossible to return to the previous state of friendship.

Note: Sex is not required to cross the flesh threshold.

We can't invite Ryan and Rebecca to the same party - they're so awkward since they crossed the flesh threshold.

Flesh Threshold by Babymaker 5000 January 10, 2012

just a flesh wound 

A large wound, such as a severed arm, dismissed by an egotistic fighter as "just a flesh wound".

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes, I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."

just a flesh wound by Oli the Mad March 14, 2017

Flesh Cigar 

A penis.

There was an article in the New York Post that claimed Fidel Castro gave the ol' flesh cigar to 35 000 women.

Flesh Cigar by SafeHouse October 12, 2010

Flagstaff 

Flagstaff. The only thing higher than the elevation. Are the people.

Flagstaff population consists of hippies. A loooot of hippies.

Flagstaff by Lollipopppy September 3, 2012

flesh cadet 

Noun. slang term for penis. This term allows for unexpected and humorous innuendo. The word originates from the Minneapolis/St. Paul (Twin Cities) region of Minnesota and is know to have spread around the state. The use of this word is most common in the Twin Cities, Winona, and Duluth regions of the state.

His flesh cadet is at rigid attention and will be at the firing range soon.

In plain English, this means, "His penis is erect and is going to have a sexual encounter soon."

flesh cadet by Abe Rego October 30, 2009