five inch dildo
five inch dildo by sassafras July 26, 2005
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five inch forehead man
A man with a really huge forehead. Usually ranging in dstance between the nose and hairline from 4.5 to 5.5 inches or so.
One may find it apporpiate to call his buddy 'your five inch foreheadedness'
One may find it apporpiate to call his buddy 'your five inch foreheadedness'
five inch forehead man by parrowman1 August 1, 2010
tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels
A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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