Fesslehead
Also can be called Fessle. A person who is lacking in common sense. Often confused with the plant fiddlehead
Fesslehead by Jakeybaby June 21, 2006
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Fessier
A man whose chosen profession and expertise is on the subject of the ass. Similar but less crude a term as "ass master" or "ass whisperer".
"Man that Antonio Luna is a real fessier. He may be a poor broke ass Mexican but man do those rich twinks keep chasing him."
Fessier by Hans Glockenspiel September 14, 2013
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Fessle
Fissler
Verb. A minor sexual assault similar to groping or molesting, the act is usually carried out on a female by a male who has been a “friend” of hers some time. The act is usually a precursor to a more serious assault.
Girl 1: “I was out with Todd last night and he fisslered me, I feel abused.”
Girl 2: “That’s terrible! Maybe you should go to the police.”
Girl 2: “That’s terrible! Maybe you should go to the police.”
Fissler by The Turnpike Architect February 15, 2009
Peter Fesler
Peter Fesler by Local_fatty April 29, 2019
Fassler
Friend:Yo did you see steve yelling being behind that deaf kids ear
You:Thats such a Fassler thing to do
You:Thats such a Fassler thing to do
Fassler by SolomoN GrundY December 19, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.