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febreezing 

v. after sex to mask the odor of sweat and vagina you break wind.
i was febreezing that shit because it smelled like two mice fucking in a wool sock
febreezing by Joe987639475 November 2, 2011
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febreezing a trashcan

An idiom describing an unpleasant activity that someone pretends is tolerable for the sake of productivity.
"Julia tried to put on a kind face, but everyone knew how she truly felt about the situation; she may as well have been febreezing a trashcan."

freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce
"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."
freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.
Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!
Freezing my tits off. by Acky190 February 9, 2009

febreezin 

1. a positive mental state of being completely zen within that no ones negativity or disagreeing opinions effect you.

2. an act of just "going with the flow".

3. When the aura of a person or thing "disinfects" all the bad vibes around them/it and leaves behind a sense of good energy, content, and happiness - effecting those near by in a positive way.
1. "Never met anyone who is as febreezin as him."

2. "You worried about that parking ticket?" "Nah, I'm febreezin through it. We see what happens. "

3. "Grandmas cookies really febreezin my anxiety."
3 a.) "Ya you like Rachel cause she febreezin that ex out of your mind!"
3 b.) "Wow Pauly brought the febreezin vibes we needed on that dance floor tonight."
febreezin by Mocha Latte Sauce February 6, 2021

Fabrezing 

Chilling in a way your stoned or hung over; relaxing like your high or drunk
You nigga you wana go fabrezing tonight?

Fabrezing at jake's house while playing xbox.
Fabrezing by Paul the Panda July 15, 2009

Freezing Balls

A state of extreme coldness. Often felt in Alaska while walking to work.
When Ivan went outside to go to work, it was freezing balls.
Freezing Balls by oldfellas March 13, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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