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Low Fat Jeema 

A phrase coined by a husband making fun of his wife named Gemma at the local Costco. You can even shorten it and use "Jeema" after a sentence, phrase, or word ends in an abrupt sound, most commonly used with words that end in T. For example, if your friend asks you "Do you like my hat?" and appropriate answer would be "Jeema" so that you finish their sentence saying "Do you like my hat Jeema". Another great example would be if you see a carton that says "Jumbo Egg", you would take a picture on snapchat and add text to make it "Jumbo Egg Jeema. It is also popularly used when you have nothing else to say and you want to laugh. If you are ever down, you say "Low Fat Jeema!" and all your problems seem to go away. Give it a try. Or if you're feeling confident, you can add Jeema to almost anything! The possibilities are endless.
"Hey man, what's up? You want to go to the gym with me tonight... Jeema?"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"
Low Fat Jeema by JumboEggJeema January 23, 2015
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Fat Jew'd 

To have ones ideas or work stolen by an idiot and passed off as their own
Jennifer Lopez totally had her style Fat Jew'd by Beyoncé.
Fat Jew'd by Dukeofknickerbocker September 23, 2015

Fat johnson 

A dick with a large circumference thereby appearing fat or wide.
Stan split Matty's ass wide open with his xtra fat johnson!
Fat johnson by zoobreath May 19, 2008

Fat juicy cock in my mouth 

“hey”
“don’t even talk to me all i want is some ‘fat juicy cock in my mouth’ right now
“same bro, same...”

fat joe hater 

one who hates fat joe,me
Im a fat joe hater, fat joe sucks
fat joe hater by jackiskool April 26, 2005
As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.

Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".

One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
We love Fat Joe, well not his music, but him. And so we NEED to constantly tell him the two most important words... Jenny Craig... Fat joe, you need Slim Fast... and FAST
Fat joe by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010
a fat person, generally 11 years old, who almost always enjoys eating pies and burgers, as well as squeaking on his chair as a means of communication in any voice chat possible.
"I think we've got a fat jimmy here"
fat jimmy by koldoats June 2, 2020