fascial fur 

Refers to da thick "carpet" of curly-frizzy sawdust-shavings that accumulates on your forehead, cheeks, and chin --- especially during "hot 'n' sticky" weather, or if you have a moderate stubble for drifting particles to stick to --- after cutting fascia-boards in the woodshop.

Tiffany always appreciates when I come over to do carpentry-work for her; she just wishes I would remember to wipe off the fascial fur from my face before trying to give her a kiss. She has since solved this "lack of realization in the heat of the moment" dilemma by simply always bringing along a nice cool dampened washcloth whenever she joins me at the table-saw, so that she can both clean off my powdery jowls AND soothe my heated brow at the same time.

fascial fur by QuacksO November 22, 2018

FASCIAL TURGOR 

IT IS THE BALANCE OF PRESSURE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE FASCIA. SIMILAR TO AND COMPARABLE TO PLANT TURGOR AND DERMAL TURGOR. WHEN FASCIA TURGOR IS OPTIMIZED THE 4TH PHASE OF WATER (GEL LIKE) CREATES PLASMA EXPRESSION OR CORONAL DISCHARGE. WHEN THE FASCIAL TURGOR IS LESS THAN OPTIMAL THE BODY WILTS LIKE WHEN PLANT TURGOR DROPS. THIS WILL BECOME IMPORTANT IN UNDERSTANDING OUR HUMANITY’S ASCENSION IS THE FULL EXPRESSION OF OUR DERMAL TURGOR.

THE FASCIAL TURGOR OF THE CLIENT IS LESS THAN OPTIMAL. THE FASCIAL TURGOR PRESSURE HAS DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY.

FASCIAL TURGOR by Merlin137 April 28, 2025

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome 

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome (HGF) is a legitimate medical condition that occurs when the cleft of the buttocks extends high above the waistline. Symptoms include an exposed butt crack and public ridicule.

John has Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome that is why we are forced to look at his ass everytime he bends over

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome by Poultry Prince April 7, 2019

Mani-Pedi-Facial 

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!

Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial

Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017

facial aesthetics 

When you have more than just a pretty face,facial aesthetics beat a ripped body anyday of the week.

leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s

facial aesthetics by curlydude January 2, 2017

snow facial 

When someone gets their face pushed into the snow by their friend. Usually during snowball fights.

"Oh man,yesterday we had this crazy snowball fight and I gave Timmy a snow facial!"

snow facial by Hana12343214 December 22, 2008

Boracay Facial 

When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.

Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!

Boracay Facial by TagTeamChampionsOfTheWorld May 25, 2015