Bully: How's it going FARTIS
Faris: WOW! You're so funny and quirky for saying that, it's not like that hasn't been said a million times!
Bully: Haha fartis go brapppppp
Faris: WOW! You're so funny and quirky for saying that, it's not like that hasn't been said a million times!
Bully: Haha fartis go brapppppp
by Myst Colors August 5, 2020
Acting uncomfortable and panicked, as if one has to fart really really badly and doesn't want to let it out.
1.)
Did you see Cletus try to ask Nancy out on a date? He got all farty and started stuttering until he finally just threw up. It was hilarious!
2.)
Bartholomew became very farty when it was his turn to shoot the basketball. So farty in fact that he slipped, missed the entire backboard, and fell on his ass.
Did you see Cletus try to ask Nancy out on a date? He got all farty and started stuttering until he finally just threw up. It was hilarious!
2.)
Bartholomew became very farty when it was his turn to shoot the basketball. So farty in fact that he slipped, missed the entire backboard, and fell on his ass.
by Flarp Johnson June 16, 2011
Someone who's sweet natured but slightly ditzy. An attractive quality in a girl but less so in a bloke.
by slaggamuffin July 11, 2008
An expression used to describe a person with halitosis or bad breath. This can range from someone with mildly unpleasant bad breath because they’ve been up all night and haven’t had a chance to brush their teeth to someone with a real problem. You know the sort of person I mean, their teeth look like the bones of animal carcases or the weathered moss covered tombstones in a neglected graveyard; and their breath, oh lord their breath, it smells like a cross between rotting fish and the decomposing faecal emissions of a diseased pig and should be declared a biohazard.
by AKACroatalin July 13, 2015
When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.
I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.
by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 2, 2008
When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds
I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 5, 2008
by EZZZZZZZZZ345 January 5, 2018