fart walk 

To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.

...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"

fart walk by brothermike October 12, 2005

fart walk 

When you fart every time you take a step.

Oh my God, I just had a severe case of fart walk. I feel sorry for everyone on that stairwell.

fart walk by DrRoy1 January 23, 2011

fart walk 

A short walk with the sole purpose of passing gas so that your significant other cannot hear/smell it

Before I went to bed with my girlfriend, I took a fart walk to the kitchen first.

fart walk by Jibblit April 28, 2011

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

fartwalk 

To fart as you walk. Usually done to avoid stinking up a specific place, or while walking, where the smell goes away with the wind anyway so you don't care. Sometimes, however, the smell follows you, rendering this technique useless.

John got up and fartwalked on his way to the to the bathroom. He really needed to take a shit.

fartwalk by jrapeface November 14, 2013

Fartwalk 

When a flight attendant is doing a security cabin check and or trash collection.

She did her fartwalk after she picked up the trash, flight attendants are pretty gassy.

Fart walk is when you’re walking and farting

Fartwalk by Millirock April 16, 2025