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3.
1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.

2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.

Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.
Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?

Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.
by wallofshame January 26, 2011
 
1.
Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.
Dude, our server is totally farked!
by David October 30, 2003
 
2.
When a site is not able to be access because it has had too many hits after being posted on the news site Fark.
"OMG, that site's Farked!!"
"Anyone got a Google cache?? It's Farked!"
by pummer January 17, 2003
 
4.
Farked is another term for slashdotted.

A site is slashdotted when it is slammed by the Slashdot Effect.
My website got farked. Took the server down.
by www.holyhell.net April 05, 2005
 
5.
When a specific motive or process within the confines of the internet is absolutely taken over by users of the website fark.com
(Some Guy) |ASININE| This contest is stupid, click here and make it cool. (343)
by brokendrew May 03, 2003