fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.

"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.

fontasize by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

fantasize

To imagine sexual things about someone. The fantasy is usually as detailed as possible.

I can't help but fantasize about Jeanie! She's just so hard!

fantasize by so pro February 25, 2011

yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.

Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?

yoga fantasies by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

fantasize

to imagine something that wants to happen

they sometimes fantasize the destruction of the world

fantasize by idkwhattoputheresothisiswhat November 10, 2013

facebook fantasizing 

obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.

Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...

facebook fantasizing by bigmissy April 16, 2010

Urination Fantasization

Urination fantasization is the fantasy of pee and being pee’d on. It is basically a fetish of pee/urine.

Kim: Pee on these nice big tits daddy
Joe: Alright babe! *pees on Kim*
Kim: Ahh yes! I love it!
Narrator: This is,
Urination Fantasization

Urination Fantasization by Sir Chicken December 29, 2019

fantasiser 

Someone who plays of a fantasy sports team.

Sof is a fantasiser.

fantasiser by sofsta April 6, 2010