Falf

Adjective; Describing a person who looks funny, acts funny, or thinks stupidly.

Kamdyn is such a falf.

Falf by ATCW February 9, 2019

falf

The tuft of hair that sticks up at the back of your head around your 'crown', usually when you get out of bed and are too idle to brush/comb your hair.

Look at his falf! Scruffy fucker could at least brush his hair!

"Just got out of bed Old Lad?", "No why?", "Because you have a King-size falf!", "Bastard! I bet I look a right prick!", "You sure do!"

falf by Cundrun March 15, 2007

Falf

3/4

a month and a falf ago

Falf by walkthedoginsomefog November 29, 2021

Falf aslep 

You want to depict a way to describe being "half asleep" but "half asleep" doesn't give that actually half asleep vibe instead you want to butcher the words so now it gives off "I'm so tired that I'm not even gonna correct my misspelling"

I'll text ya back when it's mornin I'm already falf aslep

Falf aslep by Stanl3y May 10, 2025

Falfalu 

.some sort of an animal, usually really sweet (chamyu) but unexpected at the same time.
anatomically looks like a spotted black and white avocado cow.
behaviorally acts like a catdog.
majestic AF
can be found on high gardens, or on soft couches
motorcycles's biggest enemy

This Falfalu is out of control
Fal fa lu, falu haktantana (sang with the beat of another one bites the dust)
look at my falu, this is the best falu in town for sure!

Falfalu by falfalufalu December 11, 2020

Falfungus

A town in south texas in which the inhabitants lack or posses an extra pair of chromosomes.It can be expected that upon obtaining a drug test, that the person tested will indeed be positive for numerous illegal substances.It is also understood that a falfungite female will surely have atleast 3 snotty nosed kids(all from different sperm donors) on medicaid before the age of 14.It is also a given that any Falfungite will have a minimum of 2 sexually transmitted diseases.

Nurse:Doctor!!! Should we get a drug/STD test on this patient?
Doctor: No its not necessary he/she is from Falfungus so we can automatically expect a positive drug or STD screen.Just get out the strongest antibiotics known to man and give him/her alot of it.

Falfungus by dman 1311 February 15, 2008

falfurrious 

To be fuzzy and mean.
Derived from the word Falfurrias, a town in Texas.

I am very falfurrious when you didn't call me yesterday.

falfurrious by Emily Horne October 4, 2005