Failologist 

1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.

2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable.

1. Because Milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.

2. Gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.

Failologist by EpicWin3 June 2, 2009

Faillatio

When a female performs terrible oral sex. A play on the word Fellatio.

Tom: So what happened with the girl from the bar the other night?
Fred: She started giving me head, but then used her teeth.
Tom: Faillatio!

Faillatio by b00sted February 16, 2010

Failular phone 

When you are in an area with little or no service and your call gets dropped or is never made in a time of need.

Colleen was in the subway and needed directions ASAP but her failular phone didnt work and she didnt get her dream job!

Failular phone by bricol7000 November 3, 2008

failol 

When somebody fails something and you laugh at them (can use multiple lols)

(A fat person beside you is walking up some stairs and gets tired and falls over)
You: (point at them)Failolololol!!!

failol by That Guy ---> O.O February 18, 2009

Matias Faillace 

In Argentina it means someone thats really really really fucking cool and everyone wants to be like this type of person.

"Your such a Matias Faillace its FIREE"
"I know bro, too bad your not as Matias Faillace as I am cause I'm a badass and your not"

cool amazing funny

Matias Faillace by ubberrcoolguy November 18, 2009

failular

adj.

something with epic fail potential; having the qualities of an epic fail

1: Today I waited at the restaurant for an hour before I realized my date was tomorrow night.
2: Dude, that's failular.

failular by fueledbycobra September 25, 2009

Failosaur 

1. A mythical creature, said to be so large that if it fails it will cause the destruction of the entire universe

2. A person who is in a constant state of failure. Because their failure radius is so large, they are called a Failosaur.

kid 1: Hey guys, watch me!
*faceplant*
kid 2: God, you are such a Failosaur

Failosaur by Adsy101.1 October 14, 2009