2 definitions by b00sted

Faillatio

When a female performs terrible oral sex. A play on the word Fellatio.

Tom: So what happened with the girl from the bar the other night?
Fred: She started giving me head, but then used her teeth.
Tom: Faillatio!

by b00sted February 16, 2010

Tottie

A "toddler hottie". A cute high-school girl under the age of 18.

Lets go to the mall and check out all the totties.

by b00sted February 18, 2009