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FACUU Far Away Cute, Up-close UGLY - Pronounced Fa-Koo
Driving down the street (highway) and you see a chick from afar. You say to your friend, "Look at that man... She is HOT!". As you get closer or to a point where you can actually tell if she is hot or not... you blurt out. FACUU!

FACUU by TechStud October 21, 2008
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non est factum 

latin for "it is not my deed".
used as a legal principal.
your mum is non est factum cunt.
|fakt-yoo(-u)m|
1. Absence of correct information or data.
2. State of mind of someone without any clue or idea.
I asked around for information at my new job and no-one could give an answer or tell me where to look or who to ask. Nobody knew, it was like working in a factuum.

My boss is without any idea of how to do his job or anything for that matter. The inside of his head is a factuum.

= clueless, uninformed, naïve, newsless, unenlightened, unwitting
Factuum by Dadministrator360 July 2, 2020

Faclumpt 

To be royally fucked: A totally screwed situation: To take it up ones Arse.
The horney serial killer with his 12inch "ax" found me in the basement and I thought to myself I am sooo Faclumpt!
Faclumpt by TwistedColbie February 17, 2010
the act of farting while busting a huge nut on a girls face.
Dude I facummed on Jenny's face last night....the look on her cum covered face was priceless.
facum by Marc and Jeffro March 31, 2008

Fatuum Sonat Lorem 

From the Latin Fatum which means weird.
Fatuum Sonat Lorem is the feeling of exasperation when you patiently listen to a customers needs, present them with what they need, and they ignore everything you've just said, and buy something else. Then blame you for selling them the wrong thing.
Salesperson: based on what you have told me, I would reccomend you purchase this waterproof jacket.
Customer : Well I don't give a fuck what you think, I am getting the water RESISTANT jacket. Cause resisting rain is what I want it to do yeah. You are so stupid.

a few days later

Customer : You asshole, I went for a hike in this jacket I bought here, and now I am soaked. I want a refund, and I want an appology in writing.
Salesperson : *eyebrow starts to twitch* Ahh yes.... Fatuum Sonat Lorem
Fatuum Sonat Lorem by Rusk Wolfe February 28, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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