Faceterbate 

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.

Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

Faceterbate by Billy <3s meghan June 22, 2008

faceterbating 

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

Faceover 

Similar to a hangover, in that it occurs after a night of drinking, although the symptoms are not a headache, etc. but rather that the individual facebook friends all the people they met the previous evening.

"Oh man, I had a huge faceover this morning, but couldn't add everyone i wanted to as friends because I couldnt remember their last names"

Faceover by Naomi Ellen February 9, 2008

facecotter 

Someone who is facebook boycotting.

e-junkie1 - All of my friends are on facebook, except for John.
e-junkie2 - Yeah, he's such a facecotter.

facecotter by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009

faceover 

The time you waste on facebook after a party, posting a commenting idiot pics.

Oh man, I had a terrible faceover this morning, and I've got more pictures to come.

faceover by Mavvv March 25, 2009

FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

FaceBoner by egrunty October 14, 2011

facoterie 

tending to or exhibiting reckless playfulness.
*Informal or slang

Facoterie on drinking the last beer!

facoterie by alex and elysia February 3, 2007