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e-junkie1 - All of my friends are on facebook, except for John.
e-junkie2 - Yeah, he's such a facecotter.
by facecotter_1 January 9, 2009
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When a girl has a attractive face but a un-attractive body.Friends often pass these women off as "having a pretty face"
H:wow, look at that girl she's hot
R: Ya, to bad shes facebutter
by meteorologist H January 20, 2009
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the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.
Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.

Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...
by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009
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FaceNoters

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A group of people who don't feel like contributing to their own lives and sit at their computers on Facebook all day. Even when they do have something important to do in societies eyes.

The name comes from the application on Facebook called, "Notes" which is provided free with any registration. Instead of putting the application to good use, like writing stories or taking notes, the application is constantly abused and misused by this group of people who use the application for stupid quiz's or surveys.

These quiz's and surveys often explore very personal issues and topics of a persons life. The annoying thing about these quiz's and surveys is that most often, people don't take them that seriously either and try to make "That's what she said" jokes or original jokes off the surveys questions or just don't answer the question.

The largest annoyance however, is the effort this group of people dedicates to wasting time. It's ironic. These people spend up to 20mins making these quiz's and surveys and then spend at the most, 1 min and a half answering them, with half ass answers and lame jokes.

Truly astounding.
Tim: I was Tagged 6 times on Facebook, by 6 different people who all did the SAME STUPID FUCKING QUIZ!!!!

Jess: At least you got different answers for the same questions. Isn't it fun to read everyone's different and personally revealing answers?

Tim: It WOULD be fun if they Answered the FUCKING QUESTIONS!!! These "FaceNoters" need to get a life!!!
by RuberDuckyMAN69 January 18, 2009
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facebook-boycotting.

Normally a tech savy person who is purposefully boycotting all things facebook.
e-junkie - I just re-connected with three lame asses from highschool today. I can't wait to see what they write on my wall. When are you going to set up a facebook acount?
facecotter - For the 10th time today, screw you, I'm facecotting.
by facecotter_1 January 14, 2008
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facesofterror

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facesofterror is my baby daddy tbh😇
by Turquoi December 24, 2021
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