the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.

Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.

Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...

facewitter by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009

FaceNoters

A group of people who don't feel like contributing to their own lives and sit at their computers on Facebook all day. Even when they do have something important to do in societies eyes.

The name comes from the application on Facebook called, "Notes" which is provided free with any registration. Instead of putting the application to good use, like writing stories or taking notes, the application is constantly abused and misused by this group of people who use the application for stupid quiz's or surveys.

These quiz's and surveys often explore very personal issues and topics of a persons life. The annoying thing about these quiz's and surveys is that most often, people don't take them that seriously either and try to make "That's what she said" jokes or original jokes off the surveys questions or just don't answer the question.

The largest annoyance however, is the effort this group of people dedicates to wasting time. It's ironic. These people spend up to 20mins making these quiz's and surveys and then spend at the most, 1 min and a half answering them, with half ass answers and lame jokes.

Truly astounding.

Tim: I was Tagged 6 times on Facebook, by 6 different people who all did the SAME STUPID FUCKING QUIZ!!!!

Jess: At least you got different answers for the same questions. Isn't it fun to read everyone's different and personally revealing answers?

Tim: It WOULD be fun if they Answered the FUCKING QUESTIONS!!! These "FaceNoters" need to get a life!!!

FaceNoters by RuberDuckyMAN69 January 18, 2009

facecotting

facebook-boycotting.

Normally a tech savy person who is purposefully boycotting all things facebook.

e-junkie - I just re-connected with three lame asses from highschool today. I can't wait to see what they write on my wall. When are you going to set up a facebook acount?
facecotter - For the 10th time today, screw you, I'm facecotting.

facecotting by facecotter_1 January 14, 2008

facesofterror

cool sexy audio maker for roblox.com LOL

facesofterror is my baby daddy tbh😇

facesofterror by Turquoi December 24, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026