facetard 

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

facetard by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

Facecradle 

Gently caressing your face with your hand in a selfie. Much calmer, and prettier, than a facepalm. Created by Gerard Way

Person 1: lol #facepalm #selfie
Person 2: Man, don't facepalm, that's so lame. Facecradle is so much better.

Facecradle by fuhkmefrnk November 22, 2014

Facecradle 

Created by Gerard Way. Similar in appearance to a facepalm, however there are many differences.

A facecradle is gentle and nurturing, as opposed to a facepalm, which is harsh and unsophisticated.

Facecradle by Peterick Trohley December 29, 2014

factwards 

Getting facts completely wrong.

The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.

factwards by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017

Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.

I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.

Facecrastination by Holla_at_yo_Schola! October 25, 2009

Facecard 

A reputation or line of credit in the streets due to good business and/or mutual respect.

I (the person with a good Facecard) would be known for not snitching, not skimping, being real, not oweing if I have a good Facecard.

Good Facecarder: Yo, front me a zip?
Plug: Yea fashow, I know you got me, your facecard clean bruh.

Facecard by IngenuityNotApplied May 26, 2018

faceaids 

When a person's face is so messed up and ugly, it looks like their face has aids.

That girl is so ugly, I think she must have faceaids or something.

faceaids by chork October 13, 2006