Facebook Wisdom 

Facebook Wisdom (n.): Used to describe the dumbass shit people say on Facebook, Twitter, tumblr or other online social networks to make themselves seem clever, profound, or wise.

Jane likes 'Sweetie, If You're Going To Be Two Faced, At Least Make One Of Them Pretty =)' on ♥" "That's Facebook wisdom we could all live by, if it weren't so contrived.

Facebook Wisdom by Frederich J. P. Freely August 23, 2010

facebook wisdom 

Ultimate stage of simplistic philosophy spread among facebook groups. This new-age ideology is mainly based on observations of life by mentally-challenged teenagers. It is generally related to relationship topics, despite writers having obviously no idea about what a relationship is. By connecting sweetness to dullness in a 'poetic' way, facebook wisdom creates a whole retarded approach to life.

Popular illustrations include:

"Love gives birth to jealousy but jealousy kills love"

"It's easy to learn loving but hard to forget"

"You can only fight when you know what you fight for"

"The adventure of life is to learn, the gaol of life is to grow, the nature of life is to change, the challenge of life is to overcome, the essence of life is to care, the beauty of life is to give, the joy of life is to love."

Possible use:
Sam: 'You know Bob, life may be hard but death is harder'

Bob: 'I just told you I've just been dumped! Now, stop the facebook wisdom and get me real advice.'

facebook wisdom by Crazytaxi April 18, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012