eyejacking 

Spying, watching, seeing or walking-in on an event, interaction or situation that you have no business witnessing.

Steve was eyejacking my rendezvous with Kim and now everyone knows I got a blow job from his sister.

eyejacking by Gregory Marcus September 1, 2008

earjacking 

Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.

Bob totally earjacked my conversation with Susie and now everyone knows I got a boob job.

earjacking by chaniqua July 8, 2005

eyefucking 

When you and someone else are looking at each other like you want to have wild sex.

This guy and I were eyefucking for 20 minutes before he had the guts to come over and talk to me.

eyefucking by Brandy Day September 30, 2005

earjacking 

Making your friends listen to horrible music against their will.

I hate riding in the van with her, I'm always earjacked!

earjacking by Amanda_W July 26, 2005

earjacking 

To jack off in someones ear.

I was earjacking justin when the phone rang.

earjacking by salvatore tranny vitale May 16, 2008

earjacking 

Talking someone's ear off. Rambling on while not getting to the point (jaw-jabbin). Trying to engage someone in a long-winded conversation who is obviously trying to get to the point and get on with thier day. Also known as being held as a "conversation hostage".

"I went to ask Renee a quick question and she earjacked me for 30 min. She's always earjacking people!"

earjacking by BlickFrick December 28, 2005

earjacking 

Malign monopoly of a hapless individual's attention, through the aural canals. This nasty temporary possession might involve tricks with volume, tantalizing & purposeless gossip, half-garbled but compelling rumors, +/or claims of interpersonal priority (such as a martyred aunt or disabled neighbor), but the aim is to own you & ride you, pure & simple.

"So I sez to him, I SEZ WHY did you pass the salt to her FIRST, AREN'T I as IMPORTANT as she is? Then HE SEZ..."
"...and then the boss leaned over to him and promised- but you hate gossip, I know...Gotta keep yr ear to the ground, or you'll get stampeded..."
"So kin ya take me tasafta noon, huh? Kin ya take me tamorrah? Kin I have a quarter? How 'bout fi'bucks? Kin ya hold me up for the bubblah? Hey, d'ja hear me?"
"Nobody believes me- but I saw this coming! No one listens but I told you, dindin't I? I knew it, I knew this wld happen! Remember when I told you..."
Arrrgh!

earjacking by Kate the Socially Charitable September 4, 2006